other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*
my puppy in the same scenario:
why do lesbians always give their gfs such weird compliments? today i asked my gf how i looked in a new outfit and she said “like a cryptid on the moors babe” and idk what to do with that but i love it
because we know what women want??? next question
the other day in the kitchen, my gf told me “you have very convenient ears” and it was incredibly sweet but literally impossible to explain why
I always wonder if this has something to do with how weird compliments weren’t weaponized against us. When my partners call me cute or pretty, it triggers things that make me want to fight but weird things stick and get through all the trauma and self hate.
that is honestly such a good point.
“I love your warm mammalian orbs.” For eyes. FOR EYES.
WHY Does she have Anything to DO with a deranged carcass like MYSELF I will never know but I am very grateful
And yeah, GOOD POINT.My primary partner told me my new dress made me look like a goddess of the sea deciding whether or not to be vengeful :3
so when I die, horribly at the hands of a serial killer I want to die surrounded by ducks and mimes
